I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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