in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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