You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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