I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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