btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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