how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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