I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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