She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms