Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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