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I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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