my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Pants 0. Shit 1.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
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I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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