You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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