Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.