Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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