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what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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