My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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