i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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