I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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