You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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