try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
it's like iHOP with fire
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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