I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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