I bet he comes in French.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
