I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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