Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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