so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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