That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
accomplished twins. life is a go
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Randomize