My Higher Power is John Stamos
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm always down for nudity.
The ass gains better be worth it
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