The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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