Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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