walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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