You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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