90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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