STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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