that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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