You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Randomize
