Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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