she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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