I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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