so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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