Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I love having hate sex.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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