Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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