The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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