You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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