I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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