i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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