hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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