I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I deserve this hangover.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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