Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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