They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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