i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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