Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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