I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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