i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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