So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I have so many feelings about this burrito
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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