Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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