she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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