I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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