Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If that was your dad, he is hot
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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