I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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