So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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